legfruit:

tips for uni!!

- i don’t have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo